Sunday, August 21, 2011

Breaking: Exclusive Interview with Tennyson Jay

Q:  What is your favorite color?  

A:  All of the colors.

Q:  What is your favorite food?  

A:  Hey, get away spider.  Get away!  Get away!  Um, corn.

Q:  Where is your favorite place to go on vacation?  

A:  I like to go to Lake Powell.

Q:  What do you like doing at Lake Powell?  

A: Lizards.  

Q: Lizards what?  

A:  Lizards on the rocks, remember?  Remember dad?  I like catching lizards.

Q:  What is your favorite toy?  

A:  Um, I like you.  

Q:  But what is your favorite toy?  

A:  Um, um, bristle blocks.

Q:  What do you like building with your bristle blocks?  

A:  Anything that I like to build.  Anything that I want.

Q:  When do you start school?  

A:  I’m not starting school.  

Q:  Ever?  

A:  No.  I’m not going to go to Chinese immersion school.  

Q:  Why not?  

A:  Because, I don’t think it’s fun.

Q:  What is your position with regard to nuclear waste disposal at Yucca Mountain?  

A:  What’s that question?

Q:  Nevermind.  What is your favorite book?  

A:  Curious George and the New Nephites.

Q:  What is your favorite movie?  

A:  Not Matilda.  I don’t like the baseball one [The Sandlot] or the witch one [Matilda].

Q:  If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?  

A:  Are dinosaurs animals?  

Q:  Yes.  

A:  I would be a T-Rex.  

Q:  Why?  

A:  Because they’re big.

Q:  Who is the current President of the United States?  

A:  Um, that’s not a fun thing for kids.

Q:  Who is stronger....?  

A:  Daddy.  

Q:  Wait, let me finish my question. Ok, who is stronger:  an elephant or a lion?  

A:  Elephant.

Q:  What is faster:  Tennyson or a rhinoceros?  

A:  Tenny.

Q:  What is your favorite animal in the zoo?  

A:  Um, the hippopotamus pooping.

Q:  What is scarier:  a komodo dragon or a crocodile?  

A:  Both of them.

Q:  Who are you going to marry?  

A:  Alexa.  

Q:  When?  

A:  When we’re older.  

Q:  Where?  

A:  In the temple.

Q:  Which would you rather eat:  stinky socks or pigeon feet?  

A:  None of them.

Q:  Who is better looking:  mommy or daddy?  

A:  I would say both of you.

Q:  Which is better:  baseball or soccer?  

A:  Soccer.

Q:  Would you rather meet Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny?  

A:  The Easter Bunny.

Q:  What is the scariest thing in the whole world?  

A:  I know - spiders.

Q:  What should we name your new baby sister?  

A:  Um, Spider Rain Stewart.

Q:  If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?  

A:  A puffer fish.

Q:  What do you want to be when you grow up?  

A:  Like you.  

Q:  What job do you want to have?  

A:  I want to help you do your work.  

Q:  Do you want to be a lawyer?  

A:  Yea.

Q:  Do you like this picture of you?

A:  No way.


Daisy Chick said...

I loved this interview and I'm totally going to steal this idea and do it with my kids just to hear their answers. I loved hearing Tennyson's answers. Thanks for sharing.

Kate said...

I just wanted you to know that I love reading all of your adventures. And I loved this interview - esp. that he wants to grow up to be like his dad. Great choice Tenny!! Congrats on the newest addition - can't wait to see pictures.