Monday, September 17, 2012

Free Legal Advice: Utah Code § 76-7-203

Our adorable little Taiters is the love of our life.  And now that we've cleared up that little detail, we will commence with our story.  Taiters is in a stage of life that is commonly referred to as the terrible twos.  He's even better at being terrible than his older brother was.  Tait practices being terrible by screeching in the highest and loudest voice (it's almost a whistle) that you've ever heard.  Well, one day Tennyson's patience was wearing thin with his brother's screeching, and he turned to us and asked, in a most serious tone, "Do you think we should sell him?"

Now, that is an absolutely horrible idea and we would not entertain it even for a moment (though we did laugh for several moments).  But, being an attorney, I of course had to look up the legal ramifications of that horrible scenario.  Well, it turns out that the Utah Legislature has graced us with a law to dissuade us from doing the unthinkable:
Utah Code § 76-7-203:  "[A] person is guilty of a third degree felony if the person, while having custody, care, control, or possession of a child, sells, or disposes of the child, or attempts or offers to sell  or dispose of the child, for and in consideration of the payment of money or another thing of value."
A third degree felony?  For selling a kid?  Really?  Well, consider yourself lightly warned.

As for us, we're definitely going to hang on to our little Taiters.  The screeching is starting to wane, and he brings us sooo much joy.  The best part of almost every day for me (Jeremy) is when I come home from work and Tait runs to me yelling "Daddy's home!"  And Suzy never tires of listening to Tait repeat everything she says, though with an inflection to turn her comments into questions.  Also, there has never been a kid who was more fun to squeeze - ever.


Hillary said...

I don't know what you guys are talking about. As the BFF babysitter of this small child, he's always wearing a halo when I'm around.

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