Before we got married, I made Suzanne promise me one thing: we would never own a dog. Well, the kids evidently don't believe they are bound by that contract and Tenny has especially been relentless in asking for a dog. I seem to have won that battle (for now), but Tenny has shifted his tactics a bit. This is an actual telephone conversation I had with Tennyson this week --
Dad: Hello?
Tenny: Hi dad, it's me. I know you don't like dogs, but I'm a cat person. You can't cuddle with a fish because they just swim around in their bowls all day. And I need a pet that I can cuddle with.
Dad: How about a chicken?
Tenny: No dad, chickens don't have fuzzy fur. I think a cat would be best because they are furry and you can cuddle them and you can run around with them and play chase.
Dad: Can we talk about this tonight when I get home from work?
Tenny: Yes. And I know you don't like poop and fur, but some cats are very clean and they can do tricks and they're fun for kids and stuff.
Dad: Did your mom tell you to say all this?
Tenny: Yes. I mean no. I really want a cuddly pet and if you let me get a cat then mommy and I will go to the store and buy you an ice cream cone.
Dad: That sounds like a decent deal, but can I think about it and then talk to you about it tonight when I get home from work?
Tenny: OK, bye.
Dad: I love you. Bye.
Tenny: I love you too, dad. Bye.
As a lawyer, I couldn't be more proud of my son's persuasive abilities. But don't let the superb nature of his arguments fool you - he's still as crazy as ever.
Also, that hat, which Tenny made at his pre-school, totally reminds me of the best sit-com ever:
"Maybe you're not smart either! I didn't know until they told me."
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Aunt Hillary is deathly allergic to cats. You can win the argument by saying you'd lose your babysitter if you became cat owners. That, or I can become an "outside friend" and refrain from coming in your house.
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